Lazy Ass!

I had just finished firing off a couple of over due email responses.

With the weather forcast predicting heavy snow and such, I figured I better find out what was going on outside.

I looked at the blind-covered window not three feet away.

Instead of getting up off my big white flabby ass and taking a look out the window, I logged on to the local TV station web site to look at the radar loop!

And now, I'm blogging about it and STILL haven't looked out the window!

I had big plans for this spring! Gonna plant some stuff outside my dining room window that would attract butterflies and hummingbirds.

Now I'm afraid I'll just download a screensaver that has butterfiles and hummingbirds on it instead of actually doing all of that digging and planting.

When I start downloading videos of people enjoying garden-fresh tomatos instead of eating my own garden-fresh tomatos? Please, just shoot me.