tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post1903084642861460243..comments2023-10-28T06:16:41.152-05:00Comments on Hip Suburban White Guy: Army asks dead to sign up for another hitchXavier Onassishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01345787343828318445noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-50385232542172074552007-01-08T15:04:00.000-06:002007-01-08T15:04:00.000-06:00Which country are you from Mr.Xavier?Which country are you from Mr.Xavier?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-24160428039687358352007-01-08T05:34:00.000-06:002007-01-08T05:34:00.000-06:00Thanks, I will stop by and pay a visit to you agai...Thanks, I will stop by and pay a visit to you again. Take care my best friend.<br /><br />Mr.Satan<br />xxxxxxxxxxxxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-6848076409638999272007-01-07T20:19:00.000-06:002007-01-07T20:19:00.000-06:00LOL! I have no fucking idea. Apparently I have a...LOL! I have no fucking idea. Apparently I have a new "friend". He/she has been posting this goonbabble all over the place.<br /><br />The good news is, my hit stats are WAY up. LOL!<br /><br />Plus, it's always nice when Satan stops by. I don't hear from him nearly as often as I did when I was a teen. Glad to hear he's doing well and still hates me.Xavier Onassishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01345787343828318445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-7456708307145807532007-01-07T19:53:00.000-06:002007-01-07T19:53:00.000-06:00um, wtf?um, wtf?Janethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13933708022679035520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-72387663303380109492007-01-07T17:22:00.000-06:002007-01-07T17:22:00.000-06:00A LETTER FROM SATAN
ADDRESS: HELLFIRE
DATE: STAR...A LETTER FROM SATAN <br />ADDRESS: HELLFIRE <br />DATE: STARTING TODAY AND EVERYDAY <br /><br /><br />DEAR BELIEVERS, <br /><br />I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. <br />You woke up without a <br />prayer. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless <br />your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. <br />You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot <br />tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your <br />way of living. Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I <br />have been going steady for years, and I still don't <br />love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because <br />I hate what Allah made out of dirty clay and told us <br />to bow it. How could I bow a dirty clay, when I am <br />made from fire. "I" am more superior then you. "I" <br />don't make mistakes. Whatever "I" do, is right. I am <br />only using you to prove Allah (God) is wrong. <br /><br />He kicked me out of Jannah (Heaven), and I'm going to <br />use you as long as possible to prove I am right and I <br />am better then you fools, in every sense. My life (my <br />last resting place) is Hell, but what ever time Allah <br />(God) has granted me, I will do my best to take as <br />many of you fools as possible with me, to Hell. <br /><br />You see, Fools, ALLAH LOVES YOU and HE has great plans <br />in store for you. I know that I have no power on you if you haven't <br />yielded your life to me and don't forget that I made a <br />promise to Allah (God) that I'm going to make your <br />life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. <br />This will really hurt Allah (God). Thanks to you. I'm <br />really showing Him who's better from us, and Allah <br />(God) has made a mistake. <br />With all of the good times we've had... We have been <br />watching dirty movies, cursing people out, partying, <br />going to discos, staying out late with friends, <br />stealing, lying, being hypocritical, indulging in <br />fornication, overeating, telling dirty jokes, <br />gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults <br />and those in leadership position, NO respect for the <br />mosque, bad attitudes: SURELY you don't want to give <br />all this up! <br />Come on, Fools, let's burn together forever. <br />I've got some really hot plans for us. <br /><br />This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. <br />I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for <br />most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I <br />laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in <br />HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take <br />its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, I need <br />new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to <br />sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcohol, <br />cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen and dance <br />to the top 10 jams. <br />Do all this in the presence of children too, and they <br />will do it too. Kids are like that. Your children will <br />be with us in Hell too. That's the best you and I can <br />give to your children. <br /><br />Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back <br />in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. <br /><br />If you don't get smart, you wouldn't run somewhere, <br />confess your sins, live for Allah (God) with what little<br />bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone,<br />but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit <br />ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you ... <br />and I wont go to Hell alone! <br /><br />Always waiting for you, <br /><br />Shaytan .. Devil .. Iblis <br /><br />P.S. -And if you really love me, you won't share this <br />letter with anyone! " <br /><br />*********************************Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com