tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post3494510939540607446..comments2023-10-28T06:16:41.152-05:00Comments on Hip Suburban White Guy: Security guard who stopped shooter credits GodXavier Onassishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01345787343828318445noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-82508754898384910102007-12-12T14:08:00.000-06:002007-12-12T14:08:00.000-06:00If Im not mistaken this is the same church that th...If Im not mistaken this is the same church that the meth using , male prostitute frequenting Ted Haggard was affilliated with. Isnt it?Mark Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11832942533819391503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-77434132294942944812007-12-12T12:10:00.000-06:002007-12-12T12:10:00.000-06:001. Since churches in most states are gun free zone...1. Since churches in most states are gun free zones, I gotta wonder what history this place has that it feels the need to arm hungry shaky volunteers.<BR/><BR/>2. I like the way Nightmare thinks. God doesn't hate anybody (unfortunately not even haters).<BR/><BR/>3. Best line from a great movie emaw, I only wish you hadn't beat me to it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-91747448378070214732007-12-11T19:25:00.000-06:002007-12-11T19:25:00.000-06:00Fucking holy rollers. People who believe that a ma...Fucking holy rollers. People who believe that a magic spirit will tell them when to shoot are generally unhinged.SmedRockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15662853633308124571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-20523004676502791202007-12-11T16:33:00.000-06:002007-12-11T16:33:00.000-06:00I'll wager nobody shorts the collection plate.I'll wager nobody shorts the collection plate.Mark Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11832942533819391503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-89719950501040229272007-12-11T12:59:00.000-06:002007-12-11T12:59:00.000-06:00emawkc - good one!emawkc - good one!Trelvixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10687813532564473260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-35360740023159039532007-12-11T12:03:00.000-06:002007-12-11T12:03:00.000-06:00Stinkbait and XO, you're misreading the accounts. ...Stinkbait and XO, you're misreading the accounts. <BR/><BR/>You're taking everything literally when you should be thinking allegorically. For example, the metaphorical security guard used her "gun" and "shot" the intruder with the word of God.<BR/><BR/>There's nothing violent about a good Christian soldier taking up the "arms of the Lord" and "striking down" those who would "beset the path of the righteous man." <BR/><BR/>"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."<BR/><BR/>In short, don't fuck with the Christians.FletcherDodgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00870340800475532887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-73970936781165851242007-12-11T10:04:00.000-06:002007-12-11T10:04:00.000-06:00I'm with Heather. But my hands would probably be s...I'm with Heather. But my hands would probably be shaking, so that security guard has one up on me, I have to admit. I get shaky when my bloodsugar's low...Faithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13586875268181033533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-5767573076448614352007-12-11T07:46:00.000-06:002007-12-11T07:46:00.000-06:00Why doesn't this happen at FRED Phelps church?Why doesn't this happen at FRED Phelps church?Nightmarehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15216726545673840504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-30070017349527157852007-12-10T23:57:00.000-06:002007-12-10T23:57:00.000-06:00I know that if I've been fasting all day, I usuall...I know that if I've been fasting all day, I usually want to shoot someone around dinner time.GB, RNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09735213378851473207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-33613105882215701512007-12-10T22:52:00.000-06:002007-12-10T22:52:00.000-06:00A couple of things trouble me - in more-or-less ra...A couple of things trouble me - in more-or-less random order:<BR/><BR/>1) You think you need armed guards at your church? Wuh??<BR/><BR/>2) Turns out you DO need armed guards at your church? WTF???<BR/><BR/>3) God hated the people who were actually murdered more than the guard who was carrying a gun and wicked eyeliner.<BR/><BR/>Maybe there's another way to read this all...<BR/><BR/>I mourn the victims of this senseless, murderous fuck-nut. No-one deserves a gunshot when truly minding their own business.<BR/><BR/>I do wonder if maybe this particular church might not need just a wee bit of scrutiny however...<BR/><BR/>Maybe this falls under the whole "God speaks in mysterious ways" thing?Trelvixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10687813532564473260noreply@blogger.com