tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post7505510191605037836..comments2023-10-28T06:16:41.152-05:00Comments on Hip Suburban White Guy: This just drives me nuts!Xavier Onassishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01345787343828318445noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-13001806473470065702007-01-07T17:38:00.000-06:002007-01-07T17:38:00.000-06:00"A LETTER FROM SATAN
ADDRESS: HELLFIRE
DATE: STA..."A LETTER FROM SATAN <br />ADDRESS: HELLFIRE <br />DATE: STARTING TODAY AND EVERYDAY <br /><br />DEAR BELIEVERS, <br /><br />I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. <br />You woke up without a <br />prayer. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless <br />your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. <br />You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot <br />tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your <br />way of living. Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I <br />have been going steady for years, and I still don't <br />love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because <br />I hate what Allah made out of dirty clay and told us <br />to bow it. How could I bow a dirty clay, when I am <br />made from fire. "I" am more superior then you. "I" <br />don't make mistakes. Whatever "I" do, is right. I am <br />only using you to prove Allah (God) is wrong. <br /><br />He kicked me out of Jannah (Heaven), and I'm going to <br />use you as long as possible to prove I am right and I <br />am better then you fools, in every sense. My life (my <br />last resting place) is Hell, but what ever time Allah <br />(God) has granted me, I will do my best to take as <br />many of you fools as possible with me, to Hell. <br /><br />You see, Fools, ALLAH LOVES YOU and HE has great plans <br />in store for you. I know that I have no power on you if you haven't <br />yielded your life to me and don't forget that I made a <br />promise to Allah (God) that I'm going to make your <br />life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. <br />This will really hurt Allah (God). Thanks to you. I'm <br />really showing Him who's better from us, and Allah <br />(God) has made a mistake. <br />With all of the good times we've had... We have been <br />watching dirty movies, cursing people out, partying, <br />going to discos, staying out late with friends, <br />stealing, lying, being hypocritical, indulging in <br />fornication, overeating, telling dirty jokes, <br />gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults <br />and those in leadership position, NO respect for the <br />mosque, bad attitudes: SURELY you don't want to give <br />all this up! <br />Come on, Fools, let's burn together forever. <br />I've got some really hot plans for us. <br /><br />This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. <br />I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for <br />most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I <br />laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in <br />HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take <br />its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, I need <br />new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to <br />sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcohol, <br />cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen and dance <br />to the top 10 jams. <br />Do all this in the presence of children too, and they <br />will do it too. Kids are like that. Your children will <br />be with us in Hell too. That's the best you and I can <br />give to your children. <br /><br />Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back <br />in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. <br /><br />If you don't get smart, you wouldn't run somewhere, <br />confess your sins, live for Allah (God) with what little<br />bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone,<br />but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit <br />ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you ... <br />and I wont go to Hell alone! <br /><br />Always waiting for you, <br /><br />Shaytan .. Devil .. Iblis <br /><br />P.S. -And if you really love me, you won't share this <br />letter with anyone! "Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-80967935507703206802007-01-05T21:10:00.000-06:002007-01-05T21:10:00.000-06:00About 10 years ago at approximately 5 am (pitch bl...About 10 years ago at approximately 5 am (pitch black outside) I saw what must have been a fireball entering the earth's atmosphere and it was the most amazing site I have ever seen. It looked like it was coming straight at us and it suddenly seemed to veer to the right and I swore it was going to crash into the field to the right of our vehicle. It was large.. nearly filling the size of our windshield and fire was streaming out from behind it. The clouds lit up at night. We jerked the car off the road..I mean I thought it was the end of civilization..and just sat there for a moment in absolute amazement. Collecting our thoughts, we called a radio station and they thought we were crazy. Not one word on the news in the Kc area that day or later. Only thing I ever heard was a guy at work told me there had been a siting of what seemed like the same thing at the same time by people in Michigan. <br /><br />To this day I cannot explain why I didn't pursue this with people that track such events but alas I didn't. I was just in a kind of shock. To see something like that has got to be one of the most amazing experiences of a lifetime.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com