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That's a young Joe Ratzinger with the pointer ...

2012-05-26T13:26:47.713-05:00

That's a young Joe Ratzinger with the pointer at the blackboard, isn't it?

Show me 1 single undocumented resident who showed ...

2012-05-26T13:21:38.204-05:00

Show me 1 single undocumented resident who showed up at a polling place impersonating an American citizen and attempted to cast a vote.

Alien!

Damn, XO, I wish I could write like that. Brillian...

2012-05-25T22:51:04.710-05:00

Damn, XO, I wish I could write like that. Brilliant!!

Notice to illegal aliens:
If you can make it all the way to West Virginia, you will be safe here. Look for the 'Alto Hombre', he will help you. We ran the first Underground Railroad. We have experience.

".....The military is very good at honoring f...

2012-05-23T12:37:10.890-05:00

".....The military is very good at honoring fallen soldiers....."

This is true.
I have always wondered why the military is not very good at honouring, after the fact, the ones who do not fall during a war. At least not until they are old and become useful again for 'recruitment' purposes.

Although I am not a car person I thought these pic...

2012-05-22T14:02:09.856-05:00

Although I am not a car person I thought these pics were great.

Loved the eighth one - with the small flags in front.

Thanks as usual - XO.

XO - Very touching and meaningful.

2012-05-22T13:59:27.870-05:00

XO - Very touching and meaningful.

XO, please accept my belated condolences on the pa...

2012-05-21T00:25:23.135-05:00

XO, please accept my belated condolences on the passing of your father.

I was barred from my father's funeral by the former mayor of Kansas City. I don't even know where he is buried. Its somewhere in Missouri, so I hope he had a military funeral, too. But probably not; he was one of those veterans who never mentioned that he was a veteran, though he fought in the Battle of the Bulge at eighteen years of age.

Your gracious stepmother seems to understand the circle of life.

I agree with you Aquarian. Person A: I want to ge...

2012-05-21T00:12:58.002-05:00

I agree with you Aquarian.

Person A: I want to get married.

Person B: You can't, because its against my religion.

Person A: Why do I have to live by the rules of your religion? Don't you believe in 'free will'?

I also agree with XO. Gays seem to be the only people who want to get married.

Awesome she must be one cool stepmom

2012-05-20T14:20:09.005-05:00

Awesome she must be one cool stepmom

Very nice indeed.

2012-05-20T14:14:41.888-05:00

Very nice indeed.

I like that.

2012-05-20T07:58:46.610-05:00

I like that.

wow, this is very cool. something meaningful to pa...

2012-05-19T19:06:13.372-05:00

wow, this is very cool. something meaningful to pass to the future generations.

In other words, the next time some god-botherer st...

2012-05-19T14:58:52.611-05:00

In other words, the next time some god-botherer starts bothering you about the 'Sanctity of Marriage' and all that shite, ask the cunt:

"If marriage is so fucking 'sanctified' why the fuck did the church wait 1,300 +/- years AFTER the heretofore historically unattested life, death and resurrection of their god to start fucking with it?"

You might want to refrain from the use of the profanity though.

The Institution of Marriage has been a Civil/Legal...

2012-05-19T14:36:22.361-05:00

The Institution of Marriage has been a Civil/Legal union for thousands of years.
In the christian World, the religious connotation within marriage has only been around since the 14th Century.

Therefore temporal precedent would hold that the religious intrusions on the institution of marriage are invalid.

But fuck me if it doesn't make me puke when I see two gorgeous guys kissing when they could have me!

Great b/w shot there. Like seeing older cars done ...

2012-05-15T10:02:40.730-05:00

Great b/w shot there. Like seeing older cars done that way as well fits with the times they was running up and down the roads.

wow now I can sleep tonite knowing this. Finally s...

2012-05-15T08:30:30.411-05:00

wow now I can sleep tonite knowing this. Finally so many can rest easy without their Ambien, knowing that their haloed president is watching over them.
Who needs food,we can live on love.

Although his 'policy' is still the same as Romney's.

Glad to see Nobel Peace Prize Winner "finally" agreeing with Dick Cheney.

I must be old because I remember when she wanted h...

2012-05-14T23:13:33.433-05:00

I must be old because I remember when she wanted her navel pierced. :)

xoxox

You FUCK! I came here to steal a photo of a transv...

2012-05-14T09:34:16.765-05:00

You FUCK! I came here to steal a photo of a transvestite with asswipe (because Google said I could), and then you hold me hostage with your thinly disguised intellect masquerading as Wimpty-Azs WMTIAZS (White Man Trapped In A Zoned Subdivision).

I'm still laffing m'ass off!

I rode into Missouri in 1993 on a murder-cycle soz I could bathe in the fecal-matter laced waters of the Mississippi, toss a few sand bags in Ste Genevieve for shits & grins, and see the Twainsters birthplace - but came away with a profound respect for the honest observations of all you Mule-heds.

Motorcycle John

XO, as an aside, here's a link to my photostre...

2012-05-11T21:04:05.961-05:00

XO, as an aside, here's a link to my photostream on Flickr.

I'm pretty happy with some of the recent stuff since I went back to primarily B&W.

Let me know what you think.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/77953387@N05/7179321800/in/photostream/

A flat tax is such a regressive tax I can't be...

2012-05-10T13:59:51.541-05:00

A flat tax is such a regressive tax I can't believe that folks are still falling for this scam.

If gays want to get married it does not threaten my marriage in any way. If the repugs who have been married 4 times or so try to sell this garbage it is time for real people to put a stop to it.

This has little to do with bliss and much to do wi...

2012-05-10T10:07:49.593-05:00

This has little to do with bliss and much to do with $$$. After all, you don't have to be married to live blissfully together, but you have to be married to get the FEDERAL benefits married people have such as filing a joint return, estate tax exemptions, etc.

Therefore, I propose that the laws be changed to allow the same federal benefits for everyone, regardless of marital status. Flat tax. No deductions. The same estate tax percentage no matter who you leave your money to, etc. and whatever else federal applies.

2012-05-09T22:41:47.006-05:00

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UPDATE: GTO's older and wiser half sister (wh...

2012-05-09T22:41:33.614-05:00

UPDATE: GTO's older and wiser half sister (who has several discreet tattoos) has offered to pay for her tattoo as a graduation present in exchange for some control over the placement and artist.

The current thinking on placement is the left shoulder blade. GTO can see it in a mirror, show it off without flashing people, and it is super easy to conceal.

Design is a Merchant Marine anchor (google image it) superimposed with his WWII Service Ribbons and maybe an arching, scroll-banner with his birthday and date of death.

She's going to have the tattoo artist draw up what he can do. If she doesn't like it she will get a second opinion.

Because this shit is permanent.

XO - When my daughter felt the need to get a tatoo...

2012-05-09T15:10:04.601-05:00

XO - When my daughter felt the need to get a tatoo - she had it discreetly done on her lower back just around her waitline. Rarely does it show.

I hope the ceremony for your dad goes well - XO. From your post about him - I can tell he was a wonderful person and deserves it.

The top of the foot is especially senistive, maybe...

2012-05-09T13:56:04.958-05:00

The top of the foot is especially senistive, maybe more than she can take.

Though that doesn't leave much socially acceptable skin left, does it: arms, chest upper back all shriek - "Never wearing abeuatiful gown"; lower back - really, do we have to discuss this, tramp?; legs same issue as arms, chect upper back - swimsuits and skirts. Which does leave (to my mind) feet or rear bikini area.

lower hip, bottom or feet.

Again, I remind you the top of the feet are EXTREMELY sensitive.

I've 2 tats myself, both acquired overseas: one upper right arm, other across left pec. Never thought a thing of them until i had to explain them to the Astas who - Thor help them - think I can do no wrong. I don't believe either girl believes my claim thet they're mistakes I would not repeat...

Skin sags.

The older you are the more it sags.