tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post3832668271702342781..comments2023-10-28T06:16:41.152-05:00Comments on Hip Suburban White Guy: Menstrual HumorXavier Onassishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01345787343828318445noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-66668474210132478482007-05-15T22:36:00.000-05:002007-05-15T22:36:00.000-05:00My last wife - I could absolutely tell you with 10...My last wife - I could absolutely tell you with 100% infallible, Oracle-like accuracy when we were within a 24 hour window of The Start.<BR/><BR/>She couldn't. But I could. Did I ever point it out to her? Oh, HELL NO! I'm still alive, aren't I?<BR/><BR/>By the way, they did a study at Duke University back in the late 80's. It found that when women were ovulating, they were more attracted to strong, rugged self-sufficient, protective, masculine type men.<BR/><BR/>When they were menstruating, they were more attracted to men with a pair of scissors shoved in their eyes, their severed balls shoved in their mouths, soaked in gasoline and set on fire.<BR/><BR/>You can't argue with science.Xavier Onassishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01345787343828318445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-60037705443116218342007-05-15T16:02:00.000-05:002007-05-15T16:02:00.000-05:00Dear Lord, when will menopause kick in? Not frigg...Dear Lord, when will menopause kick in? Not frigging soon enough for me. I don't PMS. Hubby doesn't know unless I tell him that deconstruction is going on.Spyderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10469832764480816567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21353439.post-29913252388561963732007-05-15T09:32:00.000-05:002007-05-15T09:32:00.000-05:00I like the naming them above F5! Although Im on th...I like the naming them above F5! Although Im on the IUD so dont have bad periods anymore....why am i sharing this on your blog?crsehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05938033455038715980noreply@blogger.com