Happy Fuckin' Festivus!

I didn't even bother to assemble the goddamned pole.

At my family "Christmas celebration" this year, I gave everyone blank, generic, envelopes containing unaddressed and unembellished Christmas cards containing one Powerball ticket and one random scratch-off ticket.

All of which were purchased at Dollar General and QT and assembled in the jeep on the way over.

Good luck to ya!

See ya next year.

P.S. - I wasn't sure how many people were coming so I wound up with 5 extra Powerballs which I pocketed for myself. Wish me luck!!