You Have GOT To Be Fucking Kidding Me!?!

"Director Oliver Stone joins hostage rescue team

Story Highlights

* Team trying to gain release of hostages held by Colombian rebels

* Stone invited to join mission led by Venezuela's Hugo Chavez

* High-profile Hollywood celebrity under tight security in Colombia

* Stone gathering material for upcoming films"

What is this idiot doing endangering a hostage rescue by tagging along as a blatant attention whore? Yeah, you were a Vietnam vet. So what? That was 40 years ago. Now you are a 61 year old, crazy stoner who can't distinguish between reality and paranoid fantasy.

What's next?

Is Ben Kingsley going to travel to Pakistan to try and calm the violence with a hunger strike?


No.

You know why?

Because Ben Kingsley isn't a bat-shit crazy narcissist.

Because Ben Kingsley doesn't have an ego the size of the Andromeda galaxy.

Because Ben Kingsley realizes that he is just an actor.

Oliver Stone is nuts.

Maybe the FARC will take him hostage and spend the next few years ass-raping him.

Maybe he could make his next movie about THAT.

I've even got a title for him..."I'm A Fucking Idiot!"

What a fucktard.