Sunday, May 18, 2008

XO, Super Villain Redux?

The last time I tried this people thought I didn't look sinister enough to be a Super Villain. One guy even said I looked "cuddly", which kinda creeped me out a little bit (but we're having lunch next week).

So let's try this again.


Lex Luthor


Kingpin


Obadiah Stane


Xavier Onassis

Izzat better?

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

You forgot Kingpin! Wilson Fisk will not be pleased.

Ignore the Daredevil film. Kingpin is not supposed to be a black man. No matter how awesome Michael Clark Duncan is.

kcmeesha said...

you wish you were a villain but you are an old cuddly Daddy Warbucks

Well Hell Michelle said...

You need to work on your evil face, including the eyebrow arch. Then, maybe you could be a super villian.

SmedRock said...

He could always wax the eyebrows and draw them on with a sharpie...

WLIB said...

Michelle is right. It's all about the eyebrows.

Anonymous said...

Just take the pic again with a menacing look this time...or a little photoshop...I'd like to see

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah...dark alley sinister...

SmedRock said...

No Sharpie? Not a proper villan then....

Carla O'Callaghan said...

I just keep seeing Jesse Ventura

WLIB said...

Jesse Ventura? Ouch...

Faith said...

You're so weird, dude.

Anonymous said...

You look constipated.

Anonymous said...

yep.

constipated and...

well, i hate to break it to you, but all those other...ah, bald villians? they did have one thing in common.

a makeup girl.

that's right - you wanna be bad, you gonna have to go Revlon.

Green-Eyed Momster said...

I just came to vote. I can't believe that Jesus reads your blog! I do not agree with his comment, BTW!

Nightmare said...

Lets not forget Tony Donuts from "Spawn"! you look like him with out the massive belly or evil streak....wait, maybe I should shave my head?

Old Fart said...

From one mean, evil, coniving, bald, super villain to another... you nailed it!

Xavier Onassis said...

keri - that was completely uncalled for! I've always ben nice to you!

faith - you have no idea

jesus & doc - if by constipated you mean full of shit, I'll have to give you that one

nightmare - no idea who Tony Donuts is and a google image search got goose eggs