Separated at Birth or The Dharma Initiative?
Call it what you will.
But a pioneering cloning experiment by the CIA during the Cold War gave me an orchard of genetically identical spare parts ripe for the harvesting to ensure my immortality.
Keep running and exercising The D. Stay healthy! It's what we programmed you to do.
You are One in a Million.
That means there are 8 of you in New York City alone.
I will live forever.
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Dont know where you got that pic of that obviously metally challeged kid on the left, or who the hell its is, but he looks about as much as me as Brad Pitt does.
Obviously the programming you received in situ was more focused on physical health rather than mental skills like spelling, grammer and sentence construction.
It's all part of The Plan.
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