Disasters in Dating Part 6

This is another "Disasters in Dating" chapter in which no actual dating occured.

So I get this email on the Online Dating site:

"See me! like??"

Seriously. That was the entire fucking email.

Out of morbid curiosity I have to click through to the profile.

It was from "lipilya". She's 28. I'm 55. Yeah...OK. I bet we have a lot in common.

She's 5'7".

Her body type is "athletic". Ya know, like me.

The longest relationship lipilya has been in was under 1 year.

Her Interests, are "aerobic". Again, ya know, like me.

This is her profile picture.



This is her profile.

"I beautiful the young girl. I am always assured of myself and very much I like to laugh and have fun.

I very much love when people are pleased. At me it is a lot of friends but beside there is no favorite person.

I already have very long lived without the love but I still hope that sometime I shall find the love and I shall be happy.

Among the friends I as cannot find the love."

I hate to be all cynical and shit, but I have some nagging doubts that this is a real 28 year old woman that is all hot for me.

Plus, I suspect she may be Russian. And we all know what "Debbie Downer's" and "Negative Nancy's" those Russians can be.

I think I'll take a pass.