BAYWATCH THE MOVIE???

Sweet Jesus, in the Name Of All That's Holy PLEASE don't let this happen!

Isn't there enough tragedy in the world right now without inflicting this on the world?

I tell ya, I just can't take anymore! As someone else said, lets remember why these were TV shows in the first place...because they weren't good enough to be a movie!!

You wanna see bouncing boobies? Of course you do! So do I. Wanna see bouncing boobies AND bad acting? That's what porn is for! Go for the gusto, go download the real thing.

But not this. Jesus H. Christ on a crutch, anything but this.