Monday, May 22, 2006

My God, get the fuck over it!

Mon May 22 2006 19:44:45 ET

When the subject of Bill and Hillary Clinton comes up for many prominent Democrats these days, Topic A is their marriage, the NEW YORK TIMES is planning to report in a Tuesday Page One Lead Story.

"Democrats say it is inevitable that, in a campaign that could return the former president to the White House, some voters would be concerned and even distracted by the Bill Clinton's political role and his potential for the kind of episodes that led the House to vote for his impeachment in 1998."

NYT reporter Pat Healy is filing a 2,000+ word report this evening, newsroom sources tell the DRUDGE REPORT.

"Since the start of 2005, the Clintons were together about 14 days a month on average, according to aides who reviewed the couple's schedules. Sometimes it is a full day of relaxing at home in Chappaqua; sometimes it is coming together late at night. At their busiest, they saw each other on a single day, Valentine's Day, during February 2005 -- a month when each was traveling a great deal. In August, they saw each other at some point on 24 out of 31 days. Out of the last 73 weekends, they spent 51 together. The aides declined to provide the Clintons' private schedule."

The TIMES reports: "Several prominent New York Democrats, in interviews, volunteered that they became concerned last year over a tabloid photograph showing Clinton leaving BLT Steak in Midtown Manhattan late one night after dining with a group that included Belinda Stronach, a Canadian politician. The two were among roughly a dozen people at a dinner, but it still was enough to fuel coverage in the gossip pages."

GROW THE FUCK UP!! Who cares? Can any prominent, successful couple's marriage stand up to this kind of scrutiny?

I'm not saying Bill is a "typical husband" or that Hillary is the kind of woman that any man I know would want to be married to. God forbid!

But would you (and yes, I mean YOU) want your marriage analyzed and picked apart, calculating how much time you spent together? You know goddamned well that you weren't spending time away from your wife travelling the world, raising money for Katrina victims or battling AIDS. You were hunkered down in your basement piddling with shit, avoiding your wife's constant nagging about fixing the fucking gutters. You KNOW I'm right!

Hell, for all we know, those few hours Bill and Hillary spent together might have been filled with wild, crazy, jungle-monkey-sex!

Okay, that's highly doubtful, but I'm just saying. We don't know.

I want to see a similar anlysis done on EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF CONGRESS. I'm guessing that they ALL spend a lot more time with lobbyists and whores (sorry, that was redundant) than they do with their own wives.

I know if I was married, I would.


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emawkc said...

The difference, of course, is that like most (all) celebrities Billary put themselves out in the public view with the express purpose of taking advantage of the attention and their celebrity status.

Well, that kind of media access comes with a price. Time to pay the piper.

Ayman said...

I hate politicians and there stupid political maneuvering.

Dan said...

Let's see 50-source articles on how nuch action Cheney is getting, then, Emaw. Or Mehlman, for that matter.

Xavier Onassis said...

Republicans don't have sex. They think it's "nasty".

Hence their preoccupation with people who do.

emawkc said...

Oh c'mon Dan. I guarantee that a google search will return way more than 50 articles about Cheney's family, particularly his gay daughter that the media (and in the end the consumers of the media) can't get enough of.

One thing you should remember is that the so-called news media wouldn't publish this tripe if their audience didn't want to read it.

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