Thursday, March 08, 2007

I Got Nuthin

Now that I'm no longer obsessing about my "look and feel" (thanks again, smedrock!), and with a cool new layout, a kick-ass banner and all this time on my hands, you would think I'd be able to come up with some really insightful, creative, satirical, or witty post that would draw my readers in like flys to honey.

Oh, wait. Its bees and bears that are attracted to honey. Bee's sting and bears eat people. That sounds like a lot of anti-litigation paperwork. Fuck that.

Its maggots and rotting flesh that attract flys. But I don't want that, either. Nothing about that sounds good.

Umm, here's a "monkeys in a bar" joke.




It's one of those jokes that's only funny when it's told by a drunk chimpanzee wearing a cheap suit in a hotel piano bar serving up shallow dishes full of salty nuts.

I apologize. I'll try to do better next time.

2 comments:

Janet said...

LOL

crse said...

Exactly, how could monkeys in cheap suits not make a body laugh? I defy anyone. And i like the new look!