It seems there is some new, evil, villiany afoot that only the X-Man can overcome. I've been called into service, once again, to fight for Truth, Justice, and the American Way.
I'm not at liberty to divulge the details, but the mission will result in me being incommunicado for the next week.
I won't kid you. It's a dangerous mission. They wouldn't be sending me if it wasn't. That's what I do.
All I can really say is that E.Q.U.I.N.O.X. has resurfaced and all indications point to S.P.F. being involved. I've been up against them before and I have always won. God willing, I'll be victorious again.
If you don't hear from me in 10 days, dispatch the Search and Rescue teams. Ground Zero will be the Orlando World Center Marriott Resort. Expand the search in a spiral pattern until you hit ocean. If you haven't found me by the time you reach the beaches, then I'm done for. Don't mourn! Just carry on without me. Otherwise, the terrorists win.
I've already said too much. The Listeners are ever alert. Eat this post after reading.
Wish me luck!
32 minutes ago