OK, I apologize up front for even bothering to mention this tedious crap. I won't even pollute your vision with poached photos or tempt you with links. Much like your first time having sex, I swear it will be over soon and you won't feel TOO dirty. I'll call you tomorrow. I promise.
"Lindsay Lohan's estranged father says she suffers from multiple addictions, including alcohol and the painkiller OxyContin, the Web site E! Online reported Wednesday...
...Michael Lohan was released from a New York state prison in March after serving almost two years for driving while intoxicated and other charges."
It's like I've always said, "Follow an ugly kid home and who will you see opening the door? Ugly parents!!"
Okay, so daddy wasn't able to monitor and correct his daughter's behavior because he was in jail for the exact same behavior. Fine. The nut doesn't fall far from the nut tree.
But where THE FUCK was MOMMY? How does an incredibly famous 20 year old have enough access to enough hooch and oxy to get addicted to both? Where was mama? Off spending her allowance from her daughter? Too afraid of getting her income interrupted to intervene in her daughters destructive behavior? Why aren't the police shutting down the clubs that served a minor? It's not like they don't have any fucking evidence! Every move she makes, every where she goes is photo-documented for posterity.
Close down and revoke the business license of every club she's ever been spotted in.
Throw her mom in jail for contributing to the delinquency of a minor and parental negligence.
Keep her dad in jail just because. Sounds like he's probably a dick.
If this was some 20 year old, repeat offending, bar hopping, alcoholic, meth-head from Raytown? No way she'd be getting this sort of special treatment.
The police in LA are very hesitant to go anywhere near a Lindsey Lohan or a Paris Hilton. Have to tread very carefully. Make sure you have all of your facts and a clear direction and support from your superiors before even suggest that you might be thinking about taking any action.
But let a latino or african-american on the street so much as reach for their wallet without permission and they will be have more holes in them than a screen door.
That's some bullshit. I think there is something in the Constitution about equal protection under the law. Either give everyone the same benefit of the doubt and consideration that you give to Paris, Lindsey and Brittney, or throw their skanky asses in jail and teach them the error of their ways.
I'm just sayin'. I hate this double-standard bullshit.