You know how at your office they will call everyone into a meeting once a year to go over things like their Divirsity Initative, the Zero Tolerance Policy On Drugs, the Sexual Harassment Policy. You already know all of that stuff, but they make you sit through it once a year and sign something stating that yes, you understand.
Well, while we are on the subject of crime and criminals (see previous post), I thought this little refresher course might be in order.
I'm going to turn my blog over to a facilitator for the rest of the evening (while I throw a Black Angus T-Bone on the grill, whip up a baked tater with all the fixin's, some buttery cresent rolls, pour a little small batch bourbon and pop "The Breach" into the DVD).
The facilitator for this evening's refresher course is Chris Rock. The subject of tonight's review is "How To Not Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police". I know, I know, you've seen it before. But it's important that we go over this at least once a year to avoid any "incidents". The contents of this annual review are sure as hell a lot more important than going over the Mission Statement again.
So sit back, open your mind, and listen. It might just save you from an ass kicking by the Po Po.