Sexy Activists Bare All, Plead for Plaid Purveyor to Pitch Pelts
"For Immediate Release:
August 22, 2007
Matt Rice 757-622-7382
Kansas City, Mo - Wearing nothing but spatters of fake blood and body paint that mimics Burberry's signature pattern and holding posters that read, "When Plaid Goes Bad," sultry PETA beauties will protest outside a Burberry store in Kansas City tomorrow. Other PETA members will hand out leaflets and show PETA's fur-farm expose--narrated by world-famous fashion designer Stella McCartney--to let shoppers know how countless animals suffer and die to become part of a Burberry coat.
Date: Thursday, August 23
Time: 12 noon
Place: Outside Burberry, 444 Nichols Rd.
PETA showed Burberry executives video footage of how animals caught in traps often resort to chewing off their own legs in order to escape and how animals on fur farms are gassed, electrocuted, or have their necks broken, yet Burberry continues to sell fur.
"I'll gladly bare my skin if it will help save animals' skins," says PETA's Melissa Sehgal. "Even in the 21st century--with so many stylish, comfortable alternatives to fur available--Burberry is supporting one of the most hideous industries on the planet."
Well, I couldn't resist the prospect of a bevy of blood-spattered naked beauties yelling and protesting and being roughly handcuffed and hauled off by the police for being nekkid in public and creating a disturbance!
So I headed down to The Plaza, camera in hand, to document the debauchery. You know, for my blog...to inform the public...that whole journalist ethic thing.
And to see some nooner boobies, 'cause I'm a pig like that.
What a waste of gas and time.
That was it. The entire fucking "protest".
If there was any "blood-spattering", I didn't see it. Just a badly rendered "Burberry Check" pattern. I could have done it better. And cheaper. Might have taken me a bit longer, but I'm a stickler for detail. I'm just anal like that.
She wasn't even NAKED, as advertised. She was wearing panties, paint, heels and she was holding a sign covering the fun bags.
It wasn't even enough of a "protest" or a distraction to bother the police. Even the two rent-a-cops looked bored.
It might have been worth the trip if the lone "sultry PETA beauty" had washed that shit off, gone across the street and started trying on lingerie.
I hate it when people waste my time with false promises.
Did I mention that they were protesting Burberry's?
Here is a link to their web site. Judging by their models and clothes, they seem to cater to terminally-hip eurotrash. But I encourage all of my readers to buy something from Burberry's. Find the cheapest thing they sell and buy one of them a month. Then send it to PETA.
Lying, misleading fucktards.
I'd post more, but in the last few days (not sure exactly when or where) someone herded a well fed cow into a killing pen, sledgehammered the shit out of it, hauled it up by it's hind legs, slit it's throat, bled it, sliced it up, ground it up and shipped a 1 lb package of 80% lean hamburger to my local Price Chopper where I bought it, brought it home and am about to turn it into some delicious tacos which I will eat while watching the totally meaningless pre-season Chief's game against New Orleans.
I wonder if the shredded cheese that I sprinkle over the carefully cooked and seasoned taco meat was made from milk that came from the same cow?
PETA...People Eating Tasty Animals! YUM!