"Contoocook, N.H - Former President Bill Clinton said he was "shocked" by revelations that a top fundraiser for his wife is a fugitive from justice and claimed he didn't even know what "HillRaiser" Norman Hsu did for a living.
You could have knocked me over with a straw, especially when I heard the L.A. people had been allegedly looking for him for 15 years when he was in plain view," he told Newsday while touring a county fair in rural New Hampshire Sunday.
I never knew how he made a living or anything, but I was shocked,"
Apparently, he forgot about Johnny Chung.
"Chung made at least 49 visits to the White House, despite the fact that a National Security Council official concluded that he was a "hustler" seeking to exploit his friendship with the Clintons to impress Chinese business associates."
With apologies to Bill Maher;
NEW RULE FOR THE CLINTONS: If you get a large donation from someone with a Chinse-ish sounding name, do a little fucking due diligence! Because you seem to attract Chinese criminals like it's your goddamn job.