Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Giant Prehistoric Scorpion



"We have known for some time that the fossil record yields monster millipedes, supersized scorpions, colossal cockroaches, and jumbo dragonflies," he added. "But we never realized, until now, just how big some of these ancient creepy-crawlies were."

The newfound fossil creature is estimated to be at least one and a half feet (46 centimeters) longer than any previously known prehistoric sea scorpion, a group called eurypterids."

Yet one more reason I'm glad I didn't live 390 million years ago.

No, emaw, I really didn't live 390 million years ago. Fuck you.

3 comments:

"The D" said...

380 is close enough. HAHAHAHA!!!!

You walked right in to that one.

Xavier Onassis said...

LOL! Fuck you too D. At least I'm far enough up the evoloutionary chain that I only have two balls.

You tritesticulated bastich!

meesha.v said...

I just learned me two new words