Suburban Sex Parties Draw Complaints...
...from tight-assed suburbanites not invited to sex parties.
"DUNCANVILLE, Texas (AP) - The most popular address on Cedar Ridge Drive is Jim Trulock's split-level home, which has a group sex room and attracts as many as 100 people to swinger parties featuring "Naked Twister" nights.
But the festivities could soon be over. In response to neighbors' complaints, the city has outlawed sex clubs in residential areas. Citations have been issued, and search warrants may be next.
"It's crazy that they want to force their morality down our throats," said Dawn Burton, 45, a regular guest at the parties. "We're all frustrated."
Yeah, I'm guessing it ain't "morality" that's being shoved down Dawn's throat and she isn't nearly as frustrated as the repressed Texas townfolk who fantasize about being able to partake in the festivities.
Don't be hatin' on sex parties!
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I think if people took a closer look, they would be surprised at how big the swinger community is. Hell, my high school Home Ec teacher and her husband (my History teacher) were swingers.
Not for me, though. I'm picky with my shoes, and they only go on my feet.
Heather - the "lifestyle" community is very widespread.
Poor choice of words, perhaps.
It is the hidden depths of sexuality that dwell in even the most seemingly normal suburbanite couple that fuel such things.
Or so I am told.
Seriously.
I'd be bitchin if this was next door to my house.
I really don't care what people do. I really don't care if 100 people would like to get together and &^!@)%! all night long. I've tripped plenty of freak meters in my life.
But 50 or 60 cars, and I know that house isn't soundproofed, and you know, seriously, I just wouldn't want this nextdoor to me.
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