"Oke has been named KC's first neurotic, under-banged, over-analytic pain-in-the-ass blogger, and views her support of Obama as the number one factor that will determine the next President of the United States. "I'm not saying I hold the future of the free world in my hands, but I may very well hold the future of the free world in my hands.", Oke commented."
But wait! There's more!
"Namely because it gave me some great ideas about future posts:
1. Why can't I just relentessly bang my way up and down I-35 without having an identity crisis each time a penis, or dick head enters the vacinty of my hoo hoo (mature isn't it - but I'm a sucker for un-anatomically correct terms)
2. Why can't I spend at least 7 hours a day boning Rob Thomas
3. How bad did having an affair with my bosses' boss really fuck my head up - I told you me and making appropriate co-worker personal relationships have a history
4. How bad did going through a divorce after the affair with my bosses' boss really fuck my head up
5. Why can't I spend at least 7 hours a day relentlessly banging Rob Thomas until my eyes fall out
And that is what led me to realize -- contrary to public belief, and fair judgement - I'm actually doing more than banging my bosses friends (try and keep up I formerly banged my bosses' boss, now I bang my bosses friends), I'm somewhere between 30 and 60 days from packing up all the mistakes I've made in Minneapolis and dropping my sorry ass in a new town. To live with my boss."
Finally, try this on for size:
"As promised I have stepped back from being Serious McSeriouson and as promised am now ready to commence the full analysis and chapter closing (aka complete assault) on a little man I like to call Mr. Mike.
Turns out he's retarded.
No. Seriously - he is stone-cold, riding the short-bus, getting fitted for a helmet, handing out stickers at Wal-Mart stupid.
And I banged him.
And I thought driving a Ford Fuckus was the coolest thing I would ever do! Who knew?"
I'm telling you folks, Keri is going to fit right in! I can hardly wait.