Not really, but when I saw it I cracked up and thought of Eolai.
I actually gave up celebrating St. Patrick's Day many years ago when I started out the morning with some green eggs and green beer, was completely shitfaced stupid and useless by 4 that afternoon and ready for bed. I decided to step aside and leave St. Patricks Day to the young, stupid amateurs, to the seasoned die hards, and to the actual Irish.
St. Patrick's Day is no holiday for old men.
Stay safe and if you drink, DON'T FUCKING DRIVE!! I'm serious as cancer. Number one, I ain't got that many readers and can't afford to have any die off. Number two, if you get a DUI, by the time the legal system is finished giving you a frenzied, enthusiastic and completely lubeless ass-fucking with no reach-around, you won't be able to afford a connection to the internets and I will still lose readers.
So all y'all have fun now, hear?