"Alleged Jimi Hendrix sex tape to be released"
"LOS ANGELES (AP) — Vivid Entertainment is releasing a sex tape allegedly starring Jimi Hendrix. The Los Angeles-based adult entertainment company said they obtained the sex tape from a memorabilia collector.
The 11 minutes of footage, reportedly shot in a hotel room about 40 years ago, features Hendrix — or someone who looks like him — engaged in various sexual acts with two women."
11 minutes?
Shit.
Does that include the drive over and some foreplay?
I sure hope so.
Otherwise the sexual seduction bar has just been raised to a ridonkulous level that no normal man could ever possibly meet!
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GOD DAMMIT!! I didn't even read that entire post, I scrolled down to see how long it was (NO HOMO) and I saw the link to "normal man" and knew it was a link to me.
DAM YOU XO!!! (shanking fist) I'll get you!!!
Mwahaahahahaha!
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