Someone Is Having A Bad Day
Pulled into my local Price Chopper to see billowing smoke and this...
I couldn't get parked and get the camera out of my backpack quick enough to catch the fire and smoke. The firemen were too quick! All I got was the aftermath...
That's them ripping and prying the hood open with some of the biggest, coolest, crowbar-on-steroid-thingy's I've ever seen. You could fuck up ANYTHING with one of those and just a little leverage.
Sometimes, you come out of a store with less than you had when you went in.
On my way out, as the firemen were leaving, I saw a woman with a shopping cart full of groceries standing next to the car talking to someone on a cell phone.
My guess, from the expression on her face, was that she was talking to the person who previously told her "I just got off work! I don't feel like taking you to the goddamned grocery store! Just take the fucking Chrysler! It's almost fixed. It'll get ya there. We got any beer?"
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I am pretty sure they are enjoying destroying the property: no dead or injured, no other damage, let's just spray and crowbar the shit out of this guys' car.
You know you're a real blogger when you have your camera with you at all times.
And, if you had cool shit like the firemen have to tear shit up with, wouldn't you be chomping at the bit to use it?
This absolutely killed me and I look forward to the day you find me in the parking lot of some random grocery store with a firey Fuckus.
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