We Have A Soccer Team?

Apparently we do.



News to me. But we don't seem to have a goalie.

So even an old, has-been, cripple like David Beckham can kick our asses.

Does this mythological Kansas City Soccer Team have a name?

Is it the Wizards? I thought that was the name of that weird, team-tennis thing that rolls into town sometimes.

Why aren't they playing at the Sprint Arena?

What about hockey? Do we have a hockey team too?

Not that I give a flying fuck.