We laugh because Gatorade is too expensive for us to cry.
You know - I want to believe that Americans will do the right thing but then I also want to believe that the Chanukah Goat (no offense) will slip in to my room on Passover and give me a blowjob.
It just never fails that - between the goat and the American electorate - I'm left walking around my kitchen in the morning with a boner making shitty coffee and sweating confusedly.
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Party like it's 999, if you know what I mean
We laugh because Gatorade is too expensive for us to cry.
You know - I want to believe that Americans will do the right thing but then I also want to believe that the Chanukah Goat (no offense) will slip in to my room on Passover and give me a blowjob.
It just never fails that - between the goat and the American electorate - I'm left walking around my kitchen in the morning with a boner making shitty coffee and sweating confusedly.
You know what I mean? You know, right?
They should have resurrected the corpse of St. Ronald Reagan for the vice presidential spot.
That rotting cocksucker would have been more qualified, and more animated to boot.
It's no secret the "right" is scared shitless of the debate. WTF happened to this woman? I hope the real Sarah comes out.
travel - that is the real Sarah. She's in way over her head.
I hear that there's a "movie" "coming" out called Nailin Palin.
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