Tuesday, November 04, 2008

President Barack Hussein Obama



My God.

This is the most important day in my over half a century on this planet.

I'll have more eloquent and effusive posts in coming days. But I am still in a state of pleasant shock.

Obama has 338 Electoral votes. McCain has 155.

That's a fucking landslide!

This election sends an important message to the rest of the world.

"WE AREN'T ALL FUCKING IDIOTS! SOME OF US HAVE A BRAIN! WE KNOW THE LAST 8 YEARS SUCKED ASS! WE'RE SORRY! We promise things will be different! We really can be the America we promised we would be back in 1776."

There is hope for The United States of America.

The dream is alive.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, good job with the voting for Barack Obama, y'all. You are the best at electing Barack Obama.

Faith said...

I really hope he does what you expect him to, man. Congrats!

FletcherDodge said...

"This is the most important day in my over half a century on this planet."

If that's true... how sad for you.

Anonymous said...

Indeed, yes, if something is important to you that is unimportant to somebody else, that is very, very sad and I weep for the sad children of Darfur.

Faith said...

Who the heck is this chris packham guy? Why doesn't he make sense? And why does he talk like a 4 year old?

Xavier Onassis said...

Faith - Chris Pakham writes "The Plog" for The Pitch and he's a very funny guy!

Anonymous said...

Are there sad children in Darfur?

I thought there were only starving children in Darfur.

At least, that's what I tell the Astas; I would hate to lie to them...

Anonymous said...

Having never been subject to any degree of privation whatsoever, I would imagine that starvation comes with less happiness than you might be expecting.

Anonymous said...

"Having never been subject to any degree of privation whatsoever..."

Reeeeeeeaaaaaally?

What about..those socks!

Are they not the socks of the starving (and, seemingly, sad) children of Darfur?

I Travel for JOOLS said...

What in the world are you apologizing for, Xo, and who are you apologizing to?

I Travel for JOOLS said...

What in the world are you apologizing for, Xo, and who are you apologizing to?