Why should heterosexuals have a monopoly on emotional desolation, sexual blackmail and financial bondage?
Conservatives are always bemoaning the decline of marriage as young people choose to just live together rather than make a sacred, soul-binding, life long commitment before God Almighty.
What better way to preserve the institution of marriage than open it up to an entire demographic that doesn't know any better because they've never been exposed to its insidiousness?
As jaded, damaged, baggage-ridden heterosexuals abandon the ancient institution for the torturous, money draining, black hole of self esteem it has become, by all means, let us throw open the gates of marriage to the one group that wants to embrace the concept.
Gay Marriage is the only short term solution for rescuing the Institution Of Marriage from the ash heap of outmoded ideas.
If the LGBT community wants marriage...I say, let them have it.
I will gladly relinquish my place in line to anyone who wants it.
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
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