Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Finally! A Real One!


This isn't from some bogus Nigerian diplomat.

This is from an honest (if a bit repetitious and ungrammatical) woman who has correctly identified me as a "God fearing person that will use this fund to provide succor to the poor and indigent persons."

Oh yeah, babe! My regular readers will vouch for me. I'm all about fearing the God and succoring the poor. I do that shit all the fucking time! Those long lags between blog posts? It's because I've been out poor succoring.

Can't get enough of indigent folk. Bring 'em on! My house is full of 'em. I can't walk from the kitchen to the patio to grill a rib eye without stepping over 3 or 4 indigents.

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God have laid in my heart to donate part of my late
husband wealth to any God fearing person that will use this fund
to provide succor to the poor and indigent persons.

kindly contact me,The spirit of God have laid in my heart to donate part of my late
husband wealth to any God fearing person that will use this fund
to provide succor to the poor and indigent persons.

Send your reply to this
E-mail address:diannewalter01@hotmail.com

sincerely,
Dianne Walter(Mrs)

*****

See, I can tell this isn't some Nigerian scam because it comes from (Mrs) Dianne Walter. That's an American name. Clearly not Nigerian.

I am so emailing this poor widow. Maybe I'll even get laid out of the deal.

7 comments:

Gabriel said...

You're quite the humanitarian.

Xavier Onassis said...

Gabriel - Ya fuckin' A, bubba!

m.v. said...

you should totally reply, see http://www.419eater.com/ for how it's done

Donna said...

I wonder if anybody has really believed that scam?

Midtown Miscreant said...

I got the same email and replied, they never wrote back.

The DLC said...

For the record, I'm happy to provide my succor for any willing participant.

I Travel for JOOLS said...

I think I get spam every other day from Nigeria and every time I report it and they keep on comin, different name and game every time. Maybe we should all start responding and overload their systems for a change. Heck, maybe we should refer them to Change.org ;-}