Sunday, May 16, 2010

Cholesterol Cookies

This is the perfect late night I DON'T GIVE A FUCK snack.

Start with a leftover, Pillsbury Homestyle Biscuit.

Then slather that motherfucker with some real butter.

Sprinkle that with some diced bacon.

Garnish that with some shredded cheese.

Put that under the broiler until it's golden brown.

Wash it all down with some Booker's 130 Proof Small Batch Bourbon that your newest BFF was kind enough to provide.

It's called living a fearless life with both balls swinging.

Fuck you Dr. Oz!


Mike said...

Wow. Just wow. I would eat the hell out of that.

Lee said...

Gotta figure out how to get on this Manning person's good side.

Nuke718 said...

The "cookies" are OK, but tell Manning that the next time she needs to pass out good bourbon I'll make her lasagna or grill any damn thing she wants.

Seriously tho, it sounds like you had a pretty sweet weekend man.

Nick said...

the ONLY thing you did wrong was to slather normal butter on the "cookie"; next time slather garlic butter on that bad boy.

surprised i had to tell you that actually...

Xavier Onassis said...

Mike - That's what she said.

Lee - You two would be instant friends!

Nuke718 - Fuck off, buddy. No way I'm diverting this premium bourbon pipeline in your direction! I still have XOburgers, grilled steaks and my signature beef stew up my sleeve. I got Mad Food Skillz!

Nick - Nah, but I'd definitely consider honey-butter.

Joe said...

Real bacon and real butter. X, that's right up my alley. And, of course the top shelf bourbon. Mmmmmm.

Poodles said...

Throw an egg on it too, why not right? NOM!