Second Chance For My Birthday

Last month I posted some ideas for possible birthday gifts for me. I did this as a public service to my friends so they wouldn't have to guess what I might like.

Well, apparently some of you cheap-ass, stingy bastards hadn't thought to set aside several million or billion dollars to to get me a little something to show me your love.

Fine.

I can lower my expectations. Lord knows I'm no stranger to disappointment.

:: sigh ::

So here is a much more realistic list of casual, knock-off, budget-minded tokens that you can toss at me without me thinking you just don't give a shit.

I hope you're happy. Here goes.

I like swords and own a couple. But I don't have a Samurai sword. So this would be acceptable.



Kami Katana: Price: $1,150.00

I like Science Fiction, so something from here would be nice.



Along those same lines, something from this place would make a nice little conversation piece.



I wouldn't turn my nose up at a modest new chair.



Especially if you could combine it with a gaming console like this:



I'm really very easy to please. I don't ask for much.