THE MOST EXPENSIVE BEVERAGE IN THE WORLD!
And it comes out of a cat's ass!
My 12 year old daughter (Galadriel Tanqueray Onassis) told me about this last weekend. I didn't believe her. So I Googled it. Damn if she ain't right!
Seems there's this cat-like creature in Indonesia that eats coffee beans, then shits them out pretty much unmolested. But during the beans passage through the digestive tract, it takes on some characteristics that apparently make it DELICIOUS!
Somewhere, in the long ago past, some Indonesian motherfucker found some coffee beans in a pile of catshit and said (in Samuel L. Jackson's voice) "DAMN! That looks like some pretty tasty shit! I'm gonna go home and make some coffe out of this!"
You can expect to pay $75.00 for a cup of this coffee, if you can find it.
Sounds like something that would go over BIG in a Johnson County Starbucks.