"Big Dick's Dry Rub"
"Smack My Ass And Call Me Sally" hot sauce.
For all of those traditional, holiday family get togethers.
Don't forget to say grace.
Tip of the hat to Nightmare over at Smell's Like Bullshit for the Big Dick link (jeez! There's just no way to make that sound good!). I already knew about Sally (that doesn't sound so good either.)