Thursday, February 15, 2007

An Ode To The Beauty Of Winter

A poem, by Xavier Onassis.


FUCK it's cold!!!!



I have recited this often lately in exultation of nature's grandeur.

It is my sincere hope that Mother Nature will give me reason to be less redundant and more creative really FUCKING soon.



Dan said...

Brilliant piece of poetry. Reminded me of Robert Frost's "Stopping by the Fucking Woods on a God-Damned Snowy Evening".

Nightmare said...

Two fucking icy assed roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by, So I would slip and fall on my fat ass.

Also R. Frost

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Janet said...

can I have reproduction rights? I want to use that poem often myself.

Spyder said...

Black dog pisses
on the wooden fence,
the steam rises,
while paws in the yellow stream that flows across the ice.

Xavier Onassis said...

Janet - since everyone seems to be reciting it anyway and no royalties are flowing my way, I hereby put my little poem in the public domain.

You are free to reproduce.

Faith said...

Hey, don't cuss at the Mutha. We don't want to piss her off any more than she already is, right?

Thanks for the poetry. That's my favorite kind...short. To the point. Absolutely clear and needing no dissection or study whatsoever in order to ascertain it's meaning.

Unless, of course, by "FUCK it's cold!!!!" you actually mean to say something about your relationship with your OWN mother, in which case I have to say you might need some therapy.

You'd think I'd grow out of this English Literature major thing. But apparently not...

Xavier Onassis said...

Well, fuck me running. Guess Mother Nature doesn't care for my poetry.

Doesn't look like I'll be making it tonight Dan. Have one for me.

Just think how cold it would be without global warming! Thank God for that, eh?

I'll be contributing some greenhouse gases myself in a couple of hours, after some tacos. You can thank me later.