Friday, June 08, 2007

Justice Hurts


and THIS

is what PUNISHMENT for BREAKING THE LAW is supposed to look like.

Maybe, just maybe, she finally gets it.

If not, give it another 44 days of wearing orange overalls (that countless other inmates wore before you), eating microwaved food provided by the lowest bidder, having to use the toilet in full view of the guards and the minimum wage freak on the other end of the CCTV monitor, and being yelled at 24/7 by the other inmates who think you are a whiny bitch getting special treatment because you have a private cell.

Because that is what it is like for everyone else who thinks they are above the law, blatantly violates their probation and pisses off their judge.

Go ahead and refuse to eat. Have your nervous breakdown.

You know who's really laughing at you right now?

Martha Fucking Stewart.

I never thought I'd say this, but compared to Paris Hilton, Martha Stewart is looking like a towering example of class, stoicism and personal responsibility.

I can only hope that this experience will do what her parents have miserably failed to do...instill some fledgling little seed of humility and compassion in this empty, pathetic shell of hubris.


emawkc said...

Her "fans" are turning on her so badly that I think we're seeing the downward arc of the Paris Hilton plotline (thankfully). I think she'll do her best to stay out of the public eye after this.

Of course, it's hard to predict the actions of attention whore debutards.

BTW, check this out

smedrock said...

That video rocks.... XO needs to turn off Entertainment Tonite. Or just maybe step away from the cough syrup, fucking hilarious....

travelingal said...

You know she's suffering when she doesn't wear makeup on the way to jail. Imagine growing up in a lifestyle where the really real life is simply unimaginable. I saw the simple life once or twice and thought she was clowning around for the camera. I now think she was so out of touch of reality that it wasn't acting at all.

Xavier Onassis said...

smedrock - "video"? What video? All I have posted are some lousy, grainy stills that I poached. If there is actual video of her being handcuffed and dragged from the courtroom screaming and crying for her mommy, I want to see it.

All - this isn't about celebrity bashing. It's about equality under the law. Sometimes, you have to hit rock fucking bottom and be held accountable before you finally realize "I fucked up. Really bad. I'm not going to do that anymore."

I don't think she's there yet.

But she goddamn will be 45 days from now.

If not, she'll be back in orange.

Joshua Xalpharis said...

I almost became aroused at those...

The shots of that useless bitch is just too perfect. It is my desktop.

satyavati said...

I don't think it'll teach her a thing about humility and compassion.

But I do think it might prompt her to do something really useful for the rest of society, like buy a private island where she and her anorexic, spoiled friends can drive as fast and as drunk as they like, and party as long as they like, and no one will bother them because they never come off the island to mingle with the rest of us proletariats.

Sort of like a reverse-imposed-exile thing.

At least I hope so.

I heard part of the reason she HAD to come home was because she couldn't wax in jail, and because she couldn't use any moisturizer and her skin was so incredibly dry.

Personally I find this all to be very humourous. I wish I could have been there.

And yeah.. as gross as it sounds.. Martha looks pretty good in comparison.

crse said...

You know Im probably the anti-martha stewart in every sense of the word, but she did handle her stint in the joint with class. My friend gret has an interesting perspective on this. She believest that by forcing paris into prison, we are cheating the american dream. Because if the rest of us cant fantasize about having celebrity status with all the perks including being above the law, well what else do we have really?