Friday, June 29, 2007

My Daughter's First Post

OK, as far as I know my daughter, young Galadriel Tanqueray Onassis, doesn't even know about this blog.

And I hope it stays that way.

I also hope she never dates boys, never drives a car or rides in a car with a boy and becomes an insanely rich professional sand volleyball player with an obsessive compulsion to make sure her dear old dad lives in pampered luxury for all his days.

Hey, a dad can dream, can't he?

So even though she doesn't know about this blog, she did suggest that I share the following video with all of my friends.

Since you are the only friends I have, I'm sharing it with you.

So without further fanfare, and with thanks to my sick and twisted 13 year old daughter, I give you, Charlie The Unicorn.

In metaphorical terms, I'm pretty sure the purple unicorn is my daughter and the pink unicorn is her friend Desilu.

I'm Charlie.


travelingal said...

Now Daddy Charlie, take her to Disneyworld, OK!!!! You were there. It's her turn!!


Spyder said...

Chaaawwwllleeeee! I never saw that coming.

Fiery Ewok said...

Chawwwleee Chawleeee

Shun the unbeliever


bummer about your kidney dude

Xavier Onassis said...

travel - SHHHH!! I took her to a Midland Empire carnival in Excelsior Springs when she was 6. I let her ride the Whirley Gig and told her THAT was Disneyworld. Showed her the rat by the dumpster and said "Wave to Mickey!!"

Saved me a fucking fortune!