Friday, June 29, 2007

My Daughter's First Post

OK, as far as I know my daughter, young Galadriel Tanqueray Onassis, doesn't even know about this blog.

And I hope it stays that way.

I also hope she never dates boys, never drives a car or rides in a car with a boy and becomes an insanely rich professional sand volleyball player with an obsessive compulsion to make sure her dear old dad lives in pampered luxury for all his days.

Hey, a dad can dream, can't he?

So even though she doesn't know about this blog, she did suggest that I share the following video with all of my friends.

Since you are the only friends I have, I'm sharing it with you.

So without further fanfare, and with thanks to my sick and twisted 13 year old daughter, I give you, Charlie The Unicorn.



In metaphorical terms, I'm pretty sure the purple unicorn is my daughter and the pink unicorn is her friend Desilu.

I'm Charlie.

4 comments:

travelingal said...

Now Daddy Charlie, take her to Disneyworld, OK!!!! You were there. It's her turn!!

Cute.

Spyder said...

Chaaawwwllleeeee! I never saw that coming.

Fiery Ewok said...

Chawwwleee Chawleeee


Shun the unbeliever

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


bummer about your kidney dude

Xavier Onassis said...

travel - SHHHH!! I took her to a Midland Empire carnival in Excelsior Springs when she was 6. I let her ride the Whirley Gig and told her THAT was Disneyworld. Showed her the rat by the dumpster and said "Wave to Mickey!!"

Saved me a fucking fortune!