"See, now that's an example of good parenting right there. A nine year old has no business carrying around a lighter or matches. Those things can be dangerous! If you're nine and you need something to light your cigarette/bong/crackpipe, bum it from dad. That way he can supervise and make sure you're using the lighter in a safe manner. I actually got a little misty-eyed witnessing this father/son bonding experience."
Plus, she's cuter than a speckled pup in a red wagon and her husband looks just like Jesus. At least the impossibly Anglo, blue-eyed, straight-haired, decidedly un-Jewish Jesus. Not the real Jesus.
I'll be adding her to my blog roll as soon as I get around to updating my blog roll.
Go check her out!