P.S. (Pre Script) - OK. I added the above graphic after I had finished writing the post. But I can't let you read any further without calling your attention to Adam's tally whacker. You may need to click to embiggen to even see the damn thing. Hell, I know women with clits bigger than his entire package! No wonder when he ate of The Fruit of The Tree of Knowledge he was embarrassed by his nakedness. I'D BE EMBARASSED TOO! Explains why he started covering that shit up with olive leaves and such. Hell, I could drop trou during a Midwestern January blizzard and give a better account of myself that that. That's just pathetic. OK, enough about Adam's johnson. We rejoin your regularly scheduled post already in progress...
I need to at least acknowledge the fact that Fiery over at Atheist Homeschooler tagged me with a meme where you are supposed to detail the evolution of your blog. The idea is to repost from your archives showing how your blog has changed over time.
Well, I looked through my archives and was shaken by a very disturbing epiphany.
I discovered that I do not believe in the theory of "blog evolution".
I am amazed to find that I appear to be a fundamentalist, creationist blogger.
That is to say, I find no evidence whatsoever to support the theory of blog evolution. All of the evidence I have looked at supports the belief that my blog was created as a useless, talentless piece of shit with the arrogance to waste bandwidth, squander reader's precious time and contagiously disseminate bad information and poorly thought out opinions.
It remains so to this day. No "evolution" has taken place.
If anything, it has "devolved" into the mindless posting of multiple YouTube videos accompanied by text that amounts to little more than "Hey everybody! Look what I found!"
I will not embarrass myself by willfully exposing my early efforts to the harsh light of scrutiny. Time is a beloved mistress whose detritus has buried and hidden that which never should have been. It's all there in the archives, should you feel the need to go dumpster diving.
As for me and my house, we shall have no truck with it.