Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Ahhhhh (shiver)

There's nothing quite as satisfying as seeing a pompous, self-righteous, tight-assed, holier-than-thou, asshole get his cumupance.

Even Phil Plait over at Bad Astronomy is highlighting this story!

The only tbing that could make it better would be a reporter getting an interview with Phil Kline's gay, male prostitute consort whose part-time jobs are performing late-term abortions and teaching Darwinism in public schools.

C'mon! You know he's out there somewhere! Go find him! What the fuck are we paying you for?


Anonymous said...

Poor Phil. I didn't think Tiller could of bought off Channel 5. Not right after Phil said he was going after Tiller , the abortion king.

Midtown Miscreant said...

A media whore done in by the Johns he so often sought out. How appropriate.

travelingal said...

"Under Kansas law abortion providers must submit "induced termination of pregnancy" reports for each procedure they perform. If the fetus is at least 22 weeks old, the procedure is considered a late-term abortion and the provider must perform tests that show the fetus is not viable and that the abortion is medically necessary to the pregnant woman."

If Phil Kline is right that Planned Parenthood did not adhere to the above law, then they should be punished accordingly and Paul Morrison, who reviewed the same records and found they adhered to the law, should be forced to resign.

If Phil Kline is wrong and Paul Morrison is right, then Phil Kline should be charged with malicious prosecution (or whatever legal remedy there is) for persecuting Planned Parenthood and George Tiller.

Nobody cares where Phil Kline lives or takes a dump other than those who don't want to find out that Phil Kline may be right.

Anne said...

I care where he lives because the LAW requires him to live in Johnson County. In a county where residents are prosecuted for registering their cars in Missouri, I expect Phill to be held accountable.

Anne said...

Oh and travelingal, this isn't about abortion. It's about Phill lying about where he lives and not doing the job he is being paid $143K a year to do. With our tax dollars.

Jay said...

Phil is a snake in the grass! Maybe we should offer reward money for his gay lover to come forward!

Xavier Onassis said...

paintman - this has nothing to do with Tiller or abortion. It's about Kline being a pompous, self-important, holier than thou, egotistical, meglamaniacal, HYPOCRITICAL douche nozzle.

midtown - well stated!

travel - "Nobody cares where Phil Kline lives or takes a dump other than those who don't want to find out that Phil Kline may be right."
1. The LAW that Kline so aggressively waves in everyone's face as justification for him being a nosy, invasive and annoying PRICK clearly states that the DA of Johnson County needs to RESIDE; i.e. actually LIVE (not just pay rent on a crappy piece of shit owned by his boot-licking sycophants) in Johnson County. He doesn't. He lied. His wife lied. They both committed voter fraud with their lies. He needs to be held acountable.
2. Phil Kline doesn't take dumps. He's too tight-assed. It's physically impossible for him to take a shit like a normal human. He has to go to the hospital once a month and have the feces surgically removed.
3. I don't care whether he is right or not. I believe that a woman has an absolute, unalienable right to do whatever she wants with her own body and to have complete control over her own reproduction. The idea that anyone other than the pregnant woman could dictate to her what she may and may not do makes me want to puke. We are not the Taliban. A woman has a right to decide whether or not she wants to be a burdened with a child for the rest of her life. It is her choice. No one elses. Not even the father.

anne - Thank you! And welcome!

jay - You know he's got one! Or a mistress. Or something. It just ain't natural to be wound up that tight.

Red7Eric said...

"He has to go to the hospital once a month and have the feces surgically removed."

Ha! Much laughter ensues.

Hey, XO ... my sister lives in Merriam. Is that Johnson County or Shawnee County??

travelingal said...

XO..so it's horrible to not maintain permanent residency in JO Co, but it's ok to terminate a pregnancy on a baby who could live with only a breath of oxygen outside the womb.

I know this pisses you off, and I'm sorry cause I don't mean it to be personal, but it just doesn't make sense to me.

The tv station never would have even looked into Kline's residency is if wasn't for the abortion issue and his legal challenges. If residency was the prime motivator, then why didn't they investigate other politicians who have the same residency requirement? And, also I have read on Prime Buzz that the definition of residency is such that it may not be illegal to have the residency status that Kline does with two homes, etc.

In any event, don't kick me off your blog, please..lol...

Xavier Onassis said...

travel - LOL! You know I don't kick people off my blog! I might drive them off, but I don't kick them off!