Wednesday, November 21, 2007

New Favorite Blog

I love technology!

Prayer? That's so "middle ages"!

Jesus has a blog!

Although, I gotta warn ya. He seems a little more, I don't know, "edgy" than what you read in Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

I'd like to unleash this Jesus on some right-wing fucktards. He kicks ass and takes names. This is a Jesus you'd like to hang out with. Throw back a few brewskis, shoot some darts, maybe even pick up some babes!

Jesus is cool.


Caucasian Jesus said...

Amen, My sheep! I'd throw back a few beers, shoot some darts, wash some poor people's feet, compare boner sizes, and/or pick up some babes with you any day. As long as I'm getting paid, of course. Oh, and the washing poor people's feet was a joke; anyone who does that is a retarded douchebag.

Xavier Onassis said...

Thank you, Caucasion Jesus!

Hallowed be your name!

Do you really know the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Have you been touched by his Noodly Appendage?

Caucasian Jesus said...

Just last week, in fact, he tried to stick his noodley appendage in My ass. But I yanked that motherfucking thing out, slapped him upside the meatball with my dick, and then shat on his face. That'll teach him to try to rape Jesus Fucking Christ.

Xavier Onassis said...

caucasion jesus - if I am on the Olympic Tobogan to Hell (which I'm quite sure I am), you are that spandex-clad guy in the back pushing me as fast as I can go.

Thanks, buddy!


Joe said...

I think he really is Jesus, as He found out I linked to his blog as well and he blessed me with a visit.
With a cool Jesus like this, I might even believe! Naaaa, not really, but it sounds good.

Xavier Onassis said...

BTW, props to my brother Joe for turning me onto my new Buddy Jebus.

Thanks, man!

Caucasian Jesus said...

That's what brothers are for. That, and helping you rape that blonde whore down in Aruba, at least.

And, by the way, I'm not only the guy in the spandex, but I'd even bestow upon you a small but volatile magical toot which will give you the necessary means to win the game that is life. That's agape, My friend.