I love technology!
Prayer? That's so "middle ages"!
Jesus has a blog!
Although, I gotta warn ya. He seems a little more, I don't know, "edgy" than what you read in Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
I'd like to unleash this Jesus on some right-wing fucktards. He kicks ass and takes names. This is a Jesus you'd like to hang out with. Throw back a few brewskis, shoot some darts, maybe even pick up some babes!
Jesus is cool.