Well, shit!
I picked this up from poodles (gee, that doesn't sound good, now does it?)
How evil are you?
It's a damned lie! I am one evil sonofabitch! I OOZE evil. I'm so evil I pronounce it eeeveeel.
Whenever I'm around dogs they bark and snarl and my mere presence makes little tiny babies cry and shit themselves.
Because I'm eeeeveeeeel!
I'm so evil I have a rash on my ball sack that says "666". I'm the Anti-Christ!
In much the same way that Garth Brooks is the Anti-Hank.
I'm a godless, baby-eatin' Satanist! I'm eeeeveeeeel!
Ya gotta believe me!
Stupid fucking blog-poll thingies.
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I always knew you were a softy.
I rated more evil than you.
I'm NOT a softy!
I'm EEEEEveeel!
Hisssssssss!
You got fleas from poodles?
Hey!
What happens in Utah stays in Utah!
Because I'm Eeeeveeeel!!!
Hey I don't got fleas!!! Crabs maybe, but no fleas!!! :) Sorry you couldn't out-evil a poodle... :D (must have been those fetuses I aborted and ate during my college years)
Does XO need a hug?
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