Goddamn she is one hot cougar! I'm getting unspeakably decadent mental images of her and Kathleen Sebelius...
...but I digress.
THIS is the crazy, goobery, old fucker I was looking for...
I saw where he was going to be at The Kansas City Club around lunchtime, so I ambled over there thinking a pic of McCain would be great blog-fodder.
"John McCain returns to Missouri for a Campaign Finance Luncheon at the Kansas City Club on Monday, April 7 at noon. Tickets to this event are $1,000 per person or $2,300 per person with a photo opportunity."
Yet I went there with nothing other than my 1.3 mega pixel camera phone, a buck in my billfold and a shaky hand.
I stood there for the better part of 90 minutes listening to the Ron Paul hippies goon-babbling over a megaphone.
I thought I was waiting for McCain to ARRIVE. So I kept looking for motorcycles, motorcades, flashing lights and guys in dark sunglasses sporting cyborg earpieces to come storming down the street.
All of a sudden someone yells "THERE HE IS!" as he is leaving the Kansas City Club and is quickly hustled inside a large, black, SUV that had been sitting at the curb the entire time I was standing there.
I whipped out my camera/phone and tried to get a shot.
Here you go.
I hope you will all attend my acceptance of the Pulitzer Prize for Photo Journalism that I am sure I will be awarded for this exceptional "get".