Commuting to work on a Monday like...
2 hours ago
I saw this poor bastard in Orrick as I was sending my daughter, young Galadriel Tanqueray Onassis, back to TED (The Egg Donor).
I would've stopped and offered to help in some way, but I had to get back home and get my drink on.
Good luck, fucker!
Vomited forth by Xavier Onassis at 6:53 PM