Believe it or not that clip was only 4:47. Seemed a whole lot longer, didn't it? That's why I hated that fucking movie.
But I digress.
This is your chance to play me like a meat puppet and actually control what I put in my mouth.
Just stop right there you sick fucks. I'm talking about picking a wine to accompany my dinner.
Dinner tonight will consist of the following:
A nicely marbled rib eye, grilled to medium rare perfection.
Herb roasted red potatoes.
Sliced and seasoned, vine-ripened tomatoes.
Warm and buttery King's Hawaiian bread rolls.
Uncharacteristically, I am considering cracking open a bottle of wine to go with.
I'm not making a special trip out, so it has to be one of the six wines I have in stock. You pick.
Your choices are:
A 2003 Blackstone Winery Merlot
A 2004 Jekel Vinyards Montery Riesling
A 2004 Sterling "Vintner's Collection" Cabernet Sauvignon
A 2004 Tenuta Ca' Vescovo Pinot Grigio "Friuli"
A 2004 Frances Coppola "Diamond Collection" Sauvignon Blanc
A 2004 Brampton Sauvignon Blanc from South Africa
Let the pretentious and condescending snobbery begin!