Happened on the way into work this morning, west-bound 24 Hwy just east of I-435.
I totally deserved it. Doing 55 in a 35 zone.
I was driving like an asshole. Which I am. I aggressively passed a lot of people who got my derisive stink-eye, a disgusted shake of my head, and a clearly mouthed "Jesus Fucking Christ you stupid fucking cocksucking doorknob!" on my way around them.
No doubt everyone of them were laughing their asses off and fist punching the air as they drove by and saw me pulled over. That would have been my reaction had the situation been reversed.
It was just a matter of time.
No idea how much this will cost me. But the fact that I managed to surreptitiously get my seat belt fastened before the cop made it to my window means it will be at least $50 bucks cheaper than it could have been.
Already had my license and insurance card in the window by the time he walked up.
For a (probably) costly pain in the ass it actually went fairly smoothly. The cop (Kansas City) was polite, professional and didn't talk any more than necessary. He didn't lecture me and I didn't protest or bitch. It was business transaction.
He told me the city would mail me the fine and I won't have to appear in court.
Took about 5 minutes. Which wasn't bad, but if I had 5 minutes to spare I wouldn't have been fucking speeding!
I think cops should be prohibited from pulling people over for speeding during the morning and evening rush hours when honest folk are just trying to get to and from work.