Thursday, February 25, 2010

HSWG FINDS THE WALDO RAPIST!


HSWG EXCLUSIVE!

Thanks to AWESOME HSWG TIPSTERS, the HipSuburban-Crimesolver/RAMhogger has tracked down the Waldo Rapist!

Using my Google Goggles to scan the composite police sketch of the suspect gleaned from eyewitness testimony from the victims, I have EXCLUSIVELY identified the most likely suspect and DEMAND that he be IMMEDIATELY ARRESTED!

Here is the police sketch I scanned with my AWESOME CRIMESOLVING TOOLS!



Here is the result of my AWESOME CRIMESOLVING SKILLZ!



Fucking Seal!

BASTARD!

Remember, you heard it here first.

Let's nail this fucker!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ummm, Tony's KC and even the toolbag Alonzo Washington did this same skit/correlation last week.

Fez said...

Seal should be shot. Not for raping women, but for making "Kiss From A Rose", or whatever the hell it was called. I enjoy your blog. Check out mine and see if you want to add links. http://orderofthefez.blog.com

Keep up the good work.

Not-So-Naughty Voyeur said...

That is so funny. My husband was just talking about this earlier today .. that it looks like Seal :)