Monday, February 01, 2010

Random Violence My Ass!

Let me be crystal fucking clear about this.

There is no such thing as "random violence".

Nobody pulls a gun and shoots somebody for no reason.

There is always a reason and the victim always knows who shot them and why.

Maybe they pissed somebody off.

Maybe they ripped somebody off.

Maybe they fucked some body's wife or girlfriend.

Maybe they were involved in some criminal activity.

Maybe they were being stupid.

Maybe they were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

But there is ALWAYS a fucking reason and it is NEVER random!

Here are XO's Common Sense Rules to NOT getting a "random" cap popped in yo ass.

1. Don't be parked in a car east of Troost "minding your own business" in the middle of the fucking night.

2. Don't go to a club at 39th and Jackson.

3. Don't be drunk, belligerent and eating burritos from a taco truck at 27th & Southwest Boulevard at 3:30 in the fucking morning.

4. Don't make a drug deal where you take $500 and give the buyer rock salt.

5. Don't associate with people who are actively involved in criminal activities.

6. Don't cop an attitude with someone with a string of teardrop tattoos that start at the eye and disappear beneath the wife-beater shirt.

7. If you are a white, 17 year old suburban kid, don't think that wearing hip-hop clothes and playing loud rap music from your mom's BMW gives you a free pass to drive through the ghetto acting all cool. You WILL get killed. Deservedly so. Good riddance.

8. Don't be a roving band of white libertarian activists looking to stir up some shit.

9. Resist the tempting allure of those sultry, seductive, toothless, Independence Avenue crack whores.

10. Don't be a dick.

Don't be a reckless fucking idiot doing things you shouldn't do, being places you shouldn't be and hanging out with dangerously stupid people and you might avoid being a victim of "random violence".

If everyone would follow these simple rules, self-serving, self-promoting, useless fucktards like Alonzo Washington would have nothing to talk about.


m.v. said...

of course there is random violence like the lady who was shot getting home from the Starlight.

Xavier Onassis said...

Do you have any idea what the odds are of a person speeeding down the highway getting not just hit, but killed by a stray bullet?

I doubt seriously that this incident was as random as everyone thinks. Maybe she cut somebody off getting on the highway. Maybe she flipped someone off.

I Travel for JOOLS said...

No chit !!
Except, the victim doesn't always know who shot him and why.

But, I'd like to add one thing. A friend of mine was killed by her ex-boyfriend who stalked her for 6 months after they broke up. She apparently didn't know he was following her until the day he chased her down with his car, ran her off the road and walked up to her and shot her in the head right in front of a witness.

She had lived with him for years and he had apparently shown violent tendencies during that time. Her friends all thought he was weird and couldn't understand why she stayed with him for as long as she did as she was an intelligent, professional woman with everything going for her.

When the cops caught up with him several states away, he killed himself.

So, I'd add, don't hook up with a guy like this in the first place. It could cost you your life.

Groucho K. Marx said...

Thanx NOT for that last image XO.

I'll be having nightmares for weeks...

Hyperblogal said...

The toilet whore is far more attractive than the ones on the avenue.

PFL0W said...

okay, what about the guy who was walking to work in Westport in the middle of the day but was shot and killed?

What was his transgression?

Apparently you know about all these situations

Mo Rage
The Blog

mamagotcha said...

Yeah, you've got a lovely list of idiot activities to avoid... but what really breaks my heart are the kids who get stuck in the middle.

I really wish it was harder to get a kid than it was to get a gun.

Michelle said...

XO, you know I love you, but you are sounding like a true jackass. If you read Justin Kendall's Pitch recap of the 2009 murders, you'd see that there were more than a few deaths that were random.

Alonzo's Neighbor on N 83rd Ter, KCK said...

Seems funny to me that Alonzo Washington continues to ridicule you. That idiot keeps proclaiming "I've never received a dime for solving crime", and continues to claim he does things for "free".

How does he explain the Ford Edge that he received for free from a Ford dealership? How about the free moped he received from another dealership? That's approximately $30,000 in gifts that he has received. How does he explain that as never receiving compensation for what he does.

He continually ridicules murder victims families. Everytime there is a prayer vigil to honor and remember a murder vicitm, he rant's that these vigils are "worthless".

Alonzo is a tool. He's just too stupid and arrogant to realize it.

My hairline is magic marker said...

Meet me at high noon in the center of the racist Sprint Center Areena. I'll be in my full length leather, shades and bluetooth ensemble, or as I like to call it, Blade meets matrix outfit...
You can wear your nerd rennasuace outfit, bring your sword.