Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Tomorrow Is My Birthday

And here is some shit I want. Get busy, fuckers.

James T. Kirk's Command Chair

You can buy it here.

But I want it tricked out with a D-Box SRP-130 Home Theater Motion Platform.

A Motherfucking Jumping Shark Submarine

You can buy it here.

I could see a DTV Shredder coming in handy.

Winter is coming. I could use a new pair of gloves.

I wouldn't say no to some Steampunk weaponry. Like this Goliathon 83 Infinity Beam Projector.

I think I'd cut quite a dashing figure in this complete Anakin Skywalker Jedi outfit.

And while you're at it, may as well get me the world's most powerful real-life lightsaber.

I like swords. This would be a nice addition to my collection.

And of course, hookers and blow are always a nice way to say "Happy Birthday XO!"

Get out your wallets, dust off your plastic. You have 24 hours. GO!


Quillside said...

Let me be the first here to wish you a happy birthday :) I can very clearly visualize how you will celebrate:)

Tony said...

Happy B-Day Man. That Shark thing is kinda f-ing awesome.

emawkc said...

Have a great birthday! It couldn't have happened to an older guy.

BTW, that jumping shark submarine has totally jumped the shark.

I Travel for JOOLS said...

Hippy .. Hip .. Hip Replacement ..
The Phases of Life

Happy Birthday :-)

Nuke said...

No roast this year, well damn!

Happy birthday XO. It's after 10 so I hope you are at home, because I imagine you are drunk and pantsless. And that shit aint cool to share with the world. Think of the children.

Nick said...

i bought a pro artics this summer. jes' to keep up with the drive-in arms race. you know what? it's the shitz.

Xavier Onassis said...

Thanks everybody! It's been a good day!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday HSWG
Stumbled across your blog, thanks for the chuckles

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Happy Birthday :-)

Great blog, i like this sub-shark i think is funny to ride.