Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Tomorrow Is My Birthday

And here is some shit I want. Get busy, fuckers.

James T. Kirk's Command Chair


You can buy it here.

But I want it tricked out with a D-Box SRP-130 Home Theater Motion Platform.

A Motherfucking Jumping Shark Submarine



You can buy it here.

I could see a DTV Shredder coming in handy.



Winter is coming. I could use a new pair of gloves.



I wouldn't say no to some Steampunk weaponry. Like this Goliathon 83 Infinity Beam Projector.



I think I'd cut quite a dashing figure in this complete Anakin Skywalker Jedi outfit.



And while you're at it, may as well get me the world's most powerful real-life lightsaber.


I like swords. This would be a nice addition to my collection.



And of course, hookers and blow are always a nice way to say "Happy Birthday XO!"

Get out your wallets, dust off your plastic. You have 24 hours. GO!

9 comments:

Quillside said...

Let me be the first here to wish you a happy birthday :) I can very clearly visualize how you will celebrate:)

Tony said...

Happy B-Day Man. That Shark thing is kinda f-ing awesome.

emawkc said...

Have a great birthday! It couldn't have happened to an older guy.

BTW, that jumping shark submarine has totally jumped the shark.

I Travel for JOOLS said...

Hippy .. Hip .. Hip Replacement ..
The Phases of Life

Happy Birthday :-)

Nuke said...

No roast this year, well damn!

Happy birthday XO. It's after 10 so I hope you are at home, because I imagine you are drunk and pantsless. And that shit aint cool to share with the world. Think of the children.

Nick said...

i bought a pro artics this summer. jes' to keep up with the drive-in arms race. you know what? it's the shitz.

Xavier Onassis said...

Thanks everybody! It's been a good day!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday HSWG
Stumbled across your blog, thanks for the chuckles

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Happy Birthday :-)

Great blog, i like this sub-shark i think is funny to ride.