Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Reader Alert

Blogger recently implemented a new feature to filter and minimize spam comments.

As a result of Blogger's eternal vigilence, I have been FUCKING INUNDATED WITH SPAM COMMENTS!!!!

I already had word verification in place, but I have now had to start comment moderation in the hopes that this will stop the assault on your in boxes.

Hopefully this will fix the problem. If not, I might have to go to a membership model.

Goddamn fucking useless taintsucking asslicking knobgobbling fucking spamming motherfuckers!


Nick said...

Why would spammers assualt my in-box? I'm (as always) confused...

emawkc said...

If we've learned anything this year, it's that half-measures won't work against those who would spam us.

If you really want to eliminate the threat of spam, you're going to have to install high-resolution fullbody scanners on your blog and institute a policy of aggressive pat downs.

You owe it to your blog to ensure 100-percent safe commenting.

Hyperblogal said...

The best way to respond to a spam message is to destroy the city it came from.

Poodles said...

Wait, pat downs...let me think about that for a minute.

Why I like Wordpress better.